Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Aphorisms

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. - by Henry Louis Mencken

April Fool's Day: The day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. -by Mark Twain

We touch heaven when we lay our hand on a human body. - by Novalis

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier and hoarser than his wife. - by Edgar Watson Howe

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back. - by Edgar Watson Howe

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. - by Helen Rowland

The only medicine which does women more good than harm is dress. - by Jean Paul Richter

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - by Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn`t a sign that they "don`t understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. - by Helen Rowland

A woman`s perfume tells more about her than her handwriting. - by Christian Dior

Men always want to be a woman`s first love - women like to be a man`s last romance. - by Oscar Wilde

The majority of women have no principles of their own; they are guided by the heart, and depend for their own conduct, upon that of the men they love. - by Jean de La Bruyere



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